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Halloween Party - Save The Date [Aug. 27th, 2008|10:13 am]
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Heads up to all concerned:

On Saturday Nov 1st, we will be reprising our annual Halloween/Dia De Los Muertos Party. The theme this year? The Inappropriately Sexy Halloween Party.

That's right. You heard me.

Now, the ladies in the crowd will know what I am talking about here. All prefabricated ladies' costumes have "sexy" in the name somewhere. Sexy Kitten, Sexy Ghost, Sexy Nurse... etc, etc. Some of them really shouldn't: e.g. Sexy Prison Inmate and Sexy Nun. Who the hell are these corporate slobs to tell us what is sexy?

I challenge all the boys and girls in the audience to show up in the most inappropriately sexy costume you can find. We already expect to have a Sexy Suicide Bomber, a Sexy Crossing Guard, and a Touch-Me-Inappropriately Elmo. Seeing as how I will be 6 months pregnant at the time, I am obviously going to go as a Catholic Schoolgirl. Let your imagination run wild. We will have prizes for the best (or is it worst?) costumes.

Be there. If only for the blackmail photos.
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[User Picture]From: [info]metahacker
2008-08-27 03:32 pm (UTC)

Calendar'd!

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Oooh, I could come as Sexy Road Kill. Or a Sexy Vogon.

"I wish I had a daughter, so I could forbid her to marry one."
"No need; they've got as much sex appeal as a road accident."
[User Picture]From: [info]its_just_me
2008-08-27 03:57 pm (UTC)

Re: Calendar'd!

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I happen to have a litter of stuffed dead kittens you could borrow. X's for eyes, dead tongue sticking out and everything!
[User Picture]From: [info]its_just_me
2008-08-27 03:48 pm (UTC)

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I see me breaking out my red union suit : )
[User Picture]From: [info]its_just_me
2008-08-27 03:56 pm (UTC)

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I have to ask though, just how many people in Hillary masks with bondage gear do you expect ; )
[User Picture]From: [info]laurion
2008-08-27 06:49 pm (UTC)

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Meh. Any catholic schoolgirl could be pregnant. You should reevaluate nun; it's a lot more scandalous when they are pregnant.

Or a fire hydrant. Ever seen one of those suckers pregnant? I didn't think so.
[User Picture]From: [info]richenza
2008-08-27 08:31 pm (UTC)

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Um, actually not. They throw you out of Catholic school for that. (We lost one my senior year.) Maybe it isn't fair - but they aren't public schools and don't have to be fair.

Ironically, if you get knocked up as a nun, you get to stay a nun.
[User Picture]From: [info]page_of_swords
2008-08-28 09:25 pm (UTC)

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I thought you moved to an eastern european country?
[User Picture]From: [info]richenza
2008-08-29 05:06 pm (UTC)

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Part-time. I'm home through the end of September, then back mid-October.